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Sorry @huber, I regret to inform the ambassador that battle against Christmas in the hogs household has been lost.
My mom mailed me a fucking real tree (albeit a baby one) and a bunch of presents without saying anything about it before hand. There was nothing I could do... Christmas is going to happen...
While we may have lost the battle for the NW territories, I will continue to wage an asymmetric partisan campaign against our occupiers by continuing my tradition of cooking unorthodox holiday meals.
This year it's gonna be Arroz Negro and im going extra heavy on the squid ink.
betrayer of the light
replaced every bible in a nearby hotel's drawers with The God Delusion
I did the same, but replaced them with the Quran. Dirty infidel
The quran is lit
Instead of any Christmas festivities tomorrow, I am lighting all candles of a menorah and praying to Mecca 5 times
im going to do my usual thing Lol hope I hurt nobody (: (:
Christmas is dead. We did it. The war on Christmas is over. Good work everyone.
Next year I expect more effort from all of you. I kinda carried.
you needed to punish hogs, kind of deflated the cause when you let his lack of zealotry slide
He lost a battle. He was in a battle. I saw far too many not even in a battle.
pov you let a tree go up in your house next year
just saying
can i make it up to you next year?
i promise to burn down a tree farm
