I never feel sexually unfulfilled I’m so fucking hot I just jerk off and all my fantasies are realized
I'd crack you like a little chicken bone
u sound like ur smoking crack rn bitch
imagine actually white knighting a fucking LA art hoe Lmao
I'd take u on a nice hike up to the top of mt. monadnock and ride your ass down like skis
this guy doesn’t realize I walk around in shoes worth his car payment
LA art hoe can come too - tell her she's invited
Send LA art hoe the "Make NADota great again" picture and tell her that guy is an extremely warm and understanding person
bitch these feet are the equivalent in cash value of a monthly payment for a ppo health insurance plan including dental for a family of 3
fat boys like you can’t ski
It's not me but then again neither is the second half of that statement so it balances out
how is that not you dude
Other Alightsoul
you’re quite literally the only person autistic enough to get that hat printed for a joke
He wasn't joking it's 100% serious
Ask Casey
I’m buzzing
Feels like every nerve in my body is vibrating