"Girlfriend back to China" is also a good one
Sometimes we forget to make fun of dan in all this
yeah my gf went back to china
I sent her an I miss you text last night
she misses me too
Did you tell her about tinder and your expensive shoes
No
She told me she wasn’t doing well, she doesn’t enjoy her job and she wants to give up
I just told her to hang in there it will probably get better once she gets more comfortable with the work and if is really that bad then go get another job and don’t quit without having another job lined up
then I told her I would buy her plane tickets to visit if she ever gets time off
Doesnt sound like you're being honest with her
what are you talking about retard
we are like broken up as in we mutually decided to not continue a relationship. Do you think telling her that I’ve been talking to women on tinder is going to do anything you fucking idiot faggot shut the fuck up
You clearly have some emotions to work out here - I will leave you to it.
If you were around me right now I would fucking smash on you like the bitch you are just fucking crack you over the head with a tire iron and laugh when you collapsed with blood and cranial fluid leaking out of your forehead fucking piece of shit I want to just bust your fucking head into pieces just crack chunks out of your skull and leave you on the floor bleeding out and brain damaged piece of shit motherfucker fuck your
1 Like
Life is rough.
I tell my dog this every morning
1 Like
You have - you have some issues.
the only issue I have is with punk ass bitches like you
Jesus
I'm just here to make sure everybody is adequately respecting women
1 Like