You OBVIOUSLY have never eavesdropped on 45 year old women gossipping about their horses
One of them blows weed smoke up each of their horses nostrils to get each brain hemisphere high.
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Moral of the story: don't tell some deranged lonely sociopath on the internet you love him and you'll marry him unless you're able to twist it into some horrifying "he needs these things in his life" "it'll be good for him" "I'm helping him", some extremely condescending, patronizing facade that you can personally fallback to when you get bored/disgusted with him.
I think you’re the fucking retard here jones
when you called me asking me to buy you flight tickets out here I knew you were either about to do something next level or you were going full retard. It looks like you went full retard
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Yeah I'm a retarded but I'm getting my tan on.
you won’t cop some four hundred seventy dollar margiela shoes in a moment of pure mania though which makes you retarded and unfashionable
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if ya getting finessed by E THOTS in 2019, ya aint listen to nothing anyone told u.
Get finessed by your 2d waifu instead and buy their gear and body pillows, least you'll be happier that way because it wont blow up in your face and she'll always be the waifu you think she is.
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yeah just buy a waifu body pillow jones
36 hours is pretty ridiculous dude. That ain't normal or healthy.
jones get a gf
a real one
have sex
Is jones a Virgin? Staying on the phone with a woman for 36 hours is Virgin behavior for sure
me - jenna
nyte - ryan
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it’s 2:22pm the only thing I’ve had to eat was black coffee. This is where I strive to be
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dirge cosplay when
i could be the fat one