yns interview
hello thank you for accepting this interview.
Hi Kyle, thanks for offering the opportunity to interview, I’m glad someone with such symmetrical eyebrows could interview me.
Q: okay so what does “yns” stand for?
A YNS stands for “You’ll Never Succeed” its a reference to the dark time in my life when I was full of depression and anxiety and felt I could never lead a happy and successful life. Thankfully now things have changed.
Q: do you ever worry about appearing racist? is racism bad?
A In regards to your second question, yes racism is bad and I do my best as a citizen of California to fight racism and (not) our “president” Donald Trump everyday. I regularly check my privilege to curb appearing racist but I’m imperfect like everyone and sometimes may use my privilege as a white male unknowingly as much as I try to avoid it and help POC.
Q: what is your order when you go to mcdonalds?
A I order 20 McNuggets with honey mustard and buffalo sauce.
Q: in your own words why is mcdonalds the best restaurant to exist?
A Mcdonalds is alright the best you fucking clean nice man I always get it
Q: with that being said, where did you find your last giflriend and why did she break your heart?
A On tinder, she went back to china
Q: okay so you’re telling me that wintermute had something to do with your previous girlfriend breaking your heart?
A Wintermute contacted my girlfriend with various posts I made about fucking her and she at first didn’t understand them but after getting someone to translate them she was VERY upset.
Q: so you’ve smuggeld drugs in your asshole before? id like to know more, where were you taking the drugs, why were you taking them and did it burn your anal cavity?
A I’ll stick you in my fucking heart you large smart person I always agreed to this good interview complete good person, congratulations YOU
Q: ok that is all. thank you for the kind words
A kyle youre really smart, and handsome.
Q: any shoutouts??
A I’m going to compliment and shout you out again nice person, shout outs to the wu tang clan. you can live a long and happy life