Okay get me the job now
Send me your resume I'll give it to the project lead
I don't think you want to see my resume
You need a resume if you want the job
Holy fuck I'm going to be rich
It's fine dude u can have a shit resume
I don't have a resume
Just send it
And you're certain they're not going to care about the only job I've held longer than 6 months being a pizza delivery job
It's not about the resume it's about what I tell him
Okay I have therapy in 30 minutes I'll whip one up
How rich are you? What are the chances of me getting the job? How many interviews? Phone interviews?
We're on good terms I went past my regional to him and got the out of policy pay raise
Does it matter where I'm based?
No they fly you out of any airport
Can I live in iowa?
Just over 6 figures
When u convert the hourly pay
Sure
I'm dead serious about doing this by the way I'll make a resume after therapy