I don’t care
I never said I was going to change the world, moron
From the moment I was born I’ve been dead, just dealt the wrong cards and I’ve been drawing even worse
i wish i didn’t know this feeling, fuck
Oh look it’s a fucking pity party
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Pity parties fix problems
The only way 2019 is acceptable if it’s the year on my gravestone
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Haven’t opened a single Christmas present I received - really wish people didn’t buy me things
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Havent received a single Christmas present
use the crock pot to eat something besides pizza
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Don’t all guys experiment with prostate stimulation at one point in their lives?
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I’ll take the Contigo and the lunch box
Really need to start planning my meals better
ELETRIC FIREPLACE LMAO
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Holy fuck Give Me Cash or Give Me Nothing
I did however get like 20 pairs of socks that I am grateful for
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Socks are nice
I’m going to lose most of them within a few months most likely however