Nice gifts post. Wish we could get some more of these.
Crock-Pot, tupperware, waterbottle, lunchbox - clearly somebody (probably your mom) is trying to make you cook, eat healthy, stay hydrated. A nice gift.
If you don't know how to use a crock pot it's the easiest thing. U literally just drop whatever in there in the morning and you come back at dinnertime and it's done. Plus it makes your place smell great. I have some slow-cooker ribs in my fridge right now.
Fleshlight: seems like a good fit for you
Socks: I'm so fucking tired of getting socks from everyone at every holiday I swear this was the lamest gift when I was a kid and now it's still the lamest gift but it's the only thing people give me. How about some legos you dumb bitch what makes you think i'm an adult just because i'm all tall and muscular and have a beard
The fireplace: idk about that thing I thought you were supposed to get those installed in your wall
I was sitting on the ground near the Christmas tree and this dozy fucker knocked my glasses off my face for no reason. She started it and I’m going to end it
