Book Club Thread

Going to “The Last Bookstore” in downtown LA to steal a copy of Karl Marx’s communist manifesto

They make you leave all bags at the front and have those scanner things that go off if you try and steal something but that won’t stop me

No, that’s the type of bookstore you shouldn’t steal from

Those scanner things don’t work 99% of the time. There has to be a little slip in the book for them to go off. Always just thumb through and pick them out (they’re usually not there, I only had to do that for all my college textbooks)

Why not? They are part of the capitalist machine just like any other business.

Is it not justified to attack every part of the system responsible for the oppression of those it targets? Are you not justified in bombing the nazi factories that make weapons for the nazi regime even if you may kill the unwilling workers at the factory?

Things aren’t black and white. The revolution isn’t coming anytime soon, so supporting small businesses that actually provide for their community and employees is worthwhile. Corporate behemoths can go fuck themselves

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The personal revolution starts with me today and no business or cog in the oppressive capitalist machine shall be spared. I will steal from all those who still do business under the guise of capitalism and free everyone from the shackles of this state sponsored terrorism that is the United States.

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From this point on if you are an employee of any company that operates under any “democracy” or non communist state you are an enemy and will be lined up on the wall when the revolution comes

lmao shooting employees instead of execs in any case

You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to log in, like posts and make comments
You will not be able to lose yourself on selfies and snapchats
Skip out for weed during live tweets
Because the revolution will not be on social media

The revolution will not be on social media

The revolution will not be brought to you by YouTube Red
In 1 parts without commercial interruption
The revolution will not show you pictures of Trump
Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by Stephen Colbert
Bill O’Reilly and Harvey Weinstein to assault women working in the entertainment industry

The revolution will not be on social media

The revolution will be brought to you by the YouTube awards and
will not star Michael Buckley and Chris Crocker or Phillip DeFranco and H3H3
The revolution will not give you their Netflix account
The revolution will not get rid of the Hulu advertisements
The revolution will not give you Kardashian sponsored makeup lessons, because The revolution will not be on social media, Brother

There will be no pictures of you and the GANG
Pushing that post down the Instagram sponsored posts on the viral run
Or trying to slide that iPhone X into a stolen ambulance
CNN will not predict the winner at 8:32 or the count from 29 districts

The revolution will not be on social media

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
Brothers in the viral video
There will be no pictures of young being
gentrified out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process
There will be no slow motion or still life of
Justin Bieber strolling through Watts in a red, black and
Green Gucci jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the right occasion
Facebook meme groups, The Funny Instagram meme account, and
Random Twitter meme accounts will no longer be so damned relevant
and Women will not care if Kylie Jenner finally gets down with
Anyone on Keeping up with the Kardashians because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day

The revolution will not be on social media

There will be no highlights on twitter live feed
and no pictures of hairy armpit women Feminists and
Melanie Trump blowing her nose
The theme song will not be written by Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar
nor sung by Drake, Meek Mill, 6ix9ine, Ariana Grande or the latest Meme Rapper

The revolution will not be on social media

The revolution will not be skipped after 5 seconds
About a google phone, newest Apple gadget, or amazon echo
You will not have to worry about a horoscope on your timeline
a wholesome meme, or the latest viral video
The revolution will not go better with a retweet
The revolution will not fight the alt-right on twitter replies
The revolution WILL put you in the driver’s seat
The revolution will not be on social media

WILL not be on social media, WILL NOT BE ON SOCIAL MEDIA

The revolution will be no re-tweet brothers
The revolution will be livetweeted

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Now do the Harlem shake

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lmao

ill probably read the new booker winner even though it doesnt seem up my alley at all.

what kind of books do you like?

Hmm guilty pleasures: I tend to enjoy fantasy crap with monsters and magic. Good world building.

I like scifi and “thrillers” or mystery books I suppose. I like history based fiction books, too.

I’m willing to try most things tbh but I’ll balk at Danielle Steele and Nora Roberts (though I will admit to having enjoyed some of their books in the past)

qv

steal Capital first

you picked the wrong dazai book. Who wants to talk about their feelings after reading No Longer Human with me?

Stealing from anyone is immoral. Also, aren’t the chain-bookstores usually franchise-based and are owned by small entrepreneurs relying on a very tight profit margin

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