my ass is fucked
hot
this shit is super dangerous and you can get alcohol poisoning
but pro tip the real way you do this is soak a tampon in vodka and then stick it up your ass
pouring it straight in the gullet is way worse
Made my Pina colada pitcher. Super good. Need a vitamax tho, ice too chunky.
Just drank 12 oz of white rum in less than two episodes of Grace and Frankie. When do I become drunk
aren't you on pain meds
Also are you like not self aware
Probably not.
Felt a slight warmth from the rum, but it just passed after I used the bathroom.
Oh so pork butadon dish. So just a bit of back story. Trying to recreate a dish someone else ate, while they were in Japan. This other person has no clue how to communicate with other people, let alone describe food.
I think the pork turned out pretty well, surprisingly it wasn't exactly like the dish this kid had 7000 miles away in another country.
Sauce was a good mix between honey, soy sauce, and the sake/mirin.
Gonna try another version of the sauce and a different cooking method tomorrow for lunch, just experimenting for myself at this point.
Oh and Whole Foods still blows chunks.
im just eating fried spam garlic eggs and rice today
You're not drinking 3 shots of rum and feeling nothing
i want this
When I was bumming in a friend dorm room, he sliced spam, dipped it in egg, and fried it. We had that with seaweed and rice. Haven't found another acceptable way to eat spam since.
spam owns
I measured 12 oz with my measuring cup and dumped it in the old ass ninja blender I was using. Still not feeling it.
After I pooped the slight warmth I had went away, so I'm assuming it was from my body telling me to poop.
Maybe I shouldn't have eaten. I can always get drunk if I don't eat.
idk man I don't think i feel Nothing after half a fifth
Tried a different recipe tonight, but this is what I'm gonna do tomorrow for lunch with the rice I have left in the rice cooker. Definitely looks more legit and "Japanese"-y from my vast knowledge of Japanese cooking I've gained watching multiple travel shows.
i dont dip my spam in egg. Just Fry it up. Is that really the trick?
I dunno, definitely floated my boat
Daydreaming of grandma's peanut butter cookies
I feel like I've been thinking about cookies a lot lately
I was thinking about these toffee cookies I made last year which I may have posted here
Then before that I was sending my mom ebullient text messages about the baklava we made (normally I am not that friendly because she takes it as an opportunity to push boundaries)
I think my impulse control is being slowly eroded by many nights of stretched sleep