Or if my message was simply what it was…
A conundrum. Congratulations on considering my messages simplistic.
Does it activate my pathways?
That’s correct.
At the end of every session we give you a 2 oz shooter of 100% premium snake oil. What snake is it made from? The trouser snake which is native to this part of the US.
My mother is a fucking NEET. I’ve been trying to get her to go out to eat with me for a week but she keeps dodging.
Then of course it’s good for my brain. I can’t have my pathways inactive
I get what you’re doing - you think it’s bullshit - but understand that every part of your brain is a pathway.
One could almost say she chose the path of exile
My pathways have been inactive for far too long! I must activate them!
My mother has never played a video game in her life.
You’re joking but it’s true.
What does a video game have to do with your mother choosing pathways in her brain?
When I was at the barber the other day, I was showing the Vietnam vet the haircut I wanted. I zoomed in and swiped a bit so he could see exactly what I wanted. I accidentally swiped too far and this picture came up on my screen: 
If you want to save money I know a place that do a rotate and balance, and they’ll align your car and chakras.
I’ll end this argument right now: have you ever met a fat ice fisherman?
Yes
Okay I lose.
I think people who live on primarily fish diets generally have a hard time gaining weight, anyway.
Beer helps.
It sure does.