Cryotherapy

ersu · September 10, 2018, 1:59am

Maybe kg instead of lb?

SOPHIE · September 10, 2018, 2:14am

Derumination:

The audience is filling with Irish men in skirts and those hold-it-up-yourself mini-pianos, the normally dressed and regularly diversed ensemble of the audience are leaving in a single-file line, depictable on a graph by a straight downward line inverse to the binary state of DEEPTHROAT'S .isTyping() return response. Another graph shows the inverse relation but depicts the decibels being measured in the room over time, the sound nearing a line marked OPERATION SILENT WHISTLE. It's nearly unbearable now. Some members of the audience have their hands over their ears, their ear drums have burst, they join the single file line headed to the parking lot but are replaced immediately by two more Irish men with ear plugs, and then when it's too loud for even them, four Irish men with soundproof headsets. The problem is exponential now. The sound blares a constant shockwave, leveling trees and houses, debris pushes out in a ring following the growing circumference of the shockwave eminating from what would be called Ground Zero. The ring of debris grows until it meets water, and in a feat unseen since Moses, displaces water away from it's source. Ocean levels rise worldwide. It's a global phenomenon now.

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Derumination · September 10, 2018, 2:14am

deadlifts are easy im just startin small bro

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 2:14am

form and shit you know how it is

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 2:18am

Thanks. I could do more writing like this but most of the time I spend on this site is on my phone, and the majority of that when I’m driving. I could do more creative writing but I just don’t have a proper set-up for that kind of thing anymore.

big_ass · September 10, 2018, 3:25am

Hey ewiz give this a listen and let me know what you think

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 8:42pm

The next step

yns · September 10, 2018, 8:47pm

Looks bad ass

SOPHIE · September 10, 2018, 9:07pm

Super like that shit

a2pas · September 10, 2018, 10:28pm

u might get high if u get really cold- word of warning

a2pas · September 10, 2018, 10:29pm

i’ve never inhaled through my mouth

ersu · September 10, 2018, 11:30pm

Have you thought about being a president?

a2pas · September 11, 2018, 12:26am

im president of the mouthbreather slaying alliance

SOPHIE · September 11, 2018, 1:11am

Used to be me until I developed nose problems. Then my IQ tanked and it was over.

jones · September 11, 2018, 2:08am

Excuse me?

Matticus · September 11, 2018, 2:12am

You’re done for if you start breathing out of your mouth. Tape it shut.

SOPHIE · September 11, 2018, 3:44am

think i developed OAC, i gotta see someone about it. Otherwise I’ll just start mouthbreathing by mistake if my other nostrils chillin