Day in the Life of a Dota 2 Pro Gamer

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i mean i won't lie it's very enjoyable to talk to people who are also knowledgeable and interested in the game i play but that's a side benefit to actually enjoying myself (or just occupying my time if you think that)

Your urge to play social video games, ignore the other players, and then post about it on the forum is, at a base level, exactly the same as benny's urge to play social video games and ask the other team about philosophy or brendan and nma's urge to sit in a lane jerking each other off

54 hrs on record
last played on Nov 11
The Zachtronics Solitaire Collection

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Doxxed

this is like the guy in jdance's discord arguing we do literally everything in our lives to perform for others. he was a model bodybuilder (and fucking jacked at that)

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me rolling around lothric high wall blind with a greataxe because i had no idea what i was doing, getting dumpstered by hollow soldiers and lothric knights is a performance. im not sure how that's the case but im not as wise in these ways as some

u know ur hitting the nail on the head when u got an endless stream of Alifhhtsoul phoenix wright posts coming in lawyering nmagane.

Jones verbally dissect the psychotic behavioues of the virgin camradierie yet again

Here's a bonus, imagine this, because its what actually happens:

They're playinf Guilty Gear X5620 or whatever the fuck. completely silent drooling over mashing their keyboards. Someone comes in Teamspeak, and in cartoonish fashion two lightbulbs light up above their head and they proceed

"My combo has to be frame perfect otherwise it -"

"Holy shit you killed me."

They do it just to be annoying. they dont even talk to each other when nobody is there. They actually hate each other.

If two f*ggots talk in teamspeak but nobody's there to hear it, do they actually talk?

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actually wow was the closest nmagane has been to being a human in years. he actually cared about something more than what time chris gets off work.

are you jealous of their brehlationship tho

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Tfw waiting to see nma to show up on online users so we can play terraria

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the nmaGane + brendan + JCrispy polycule looking for +1 in Alightsoul.

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Jones is also welcome, i hold no ill will

jcrispy was the only one to talk to yns he's just a nice guy

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Thank you

the accurate word would be parasymbiotic.

You wouldn't win a single game if it wasn't for me and brendan basically captaining you and Chris.

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Every game you and chris just cry "We lost" "It's over" while Brendan and I call every single shot and you just follow like the 4k mmr bot you are.

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teamspeak === uninstalled