Explanations For How Dota2 Got So Bad

General
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I didnt read any of this

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  • COVID && Quiet Quitting.
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  • Development being moved into a Longhouse.
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  • 10x Developer A slept with 10x Developer B's wife leading to (issues) a toxic workplace environment.
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  • 10x Developer A slept with 10x Developer B's wife leading to the formation of a polycule adhering to libtardian ethics (free stuff, do no work).
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About To Make A Namafia The Lounge Polycule Joke But Then Realized Nyte's The Only Woman And Would Totally Be Up For It -- Vomit.

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^ Weird sick fantasies lol.

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  • Valve partnered with Sweet Baby Inc of Gamergate 2 fame to introduce a woke agenda to DotA 2.
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  • The Quality of Inhouse Fell Implies That Dota Became Bad.
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  • Dota2 Players Watched Too Many Sargon of Akkad Videos And Valve had To Punsh them By Makig the Game SHit.
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  • Russian Ukranian Invasions Spurs Dota2 Related Sanctions.
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  • DoTA2 Ukranian Developers Conscripted and Evaporated By Russian MALL Buster.
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  • Unable To Source Fortran Developer For Continued Development of Shop Codebase.
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Keep making posts.. one of them will surely be funny

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  • Particle Effects Swallow Entire Budget And Becomes Laffer Curve-like Situation.
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My posts approach funnier faster than you approaching being handsome.

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No dont stop now..

Three-feet-from-gold

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  • Explosion of Jungle Camps Makes Integration Tests Intractible.
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  • Map Too Big For Pathfinding Algorithm To Converge Quickly.
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  • Items Removed From Game Never Garbage Collected