Goy Club Classics: Out of the Archive

clotheslined by a low hanging limb on a riding mower would be a hell of a way to go out

i actually almost did that to my cousin on a 4wheeler when I was around 12~

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atv's and utv's are pretty sketchy i much preferred a buggy when i went riding up at silver lake sand dunes. it's nigh impossible to flip those things

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plus buggy is just a sweet name just saying the word 'buggy' feels incredible. you can also slap grenade launchers and machine guns on them so that's tight

it was for work -> pull a tank of pesticide/herbicide and storage of fruit bushels on the back rack/front rack

i think buggys can be street legal around here as well. ive seen a couple before

you were doing that when you were 12? LMAO

yeah I started doing ag work when I was 12-13 and stopped when I was around 22~.

it's just those 4 wheelers are no joke i wouldn't trust most grown ass adults to not hurt themselves on those things

you don't ride them like a moron when they're packed full of bushels of ripe fruit liable to spill

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true i guess you just grew up fast

drag a ladder along the back aswell

Do you sharpen the blades?

Yeah I think Ive seen em do that and can't think of a place with low limbed trees where they use those mowers

Extendoshears when

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I can hire Mesikans to do ur job. Go open mesixans gringo

how many mexican crane inspectors do you think are out there?

A) you get what you pay for (hire non-white/asian -> get poor quality/unreliability)
and
B) 1/2 of the work I do is at upscale private school(s) with children.

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i have a "coworker" who used to be a facilities executive for an extremely large DoD contractor; there's an added consulting aspect to the provided services aswell.

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those boeings and raytheon contracts have so much overhead

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