Hamburger Helper Modification Thread (Souping Up Hamburger Helper) (Supercharged)

You should reflect on that -- that's what you are.

At work today someone asked me what animal species i would be if not human - the ovens guy said fa ggot

That is true culture

culture is being able to effortlessly transition between shitskin subh*mans and the intellectual elite.

Again, develop some taste and acquire some arcane technical degree. If you're going to reject something, you should at least acquire everything needed for it before you throw it into the void.

I don't know -- your physiognomy might just indicate poor r*tard for the rest of your life. You might be doomed.

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You will regret your posts in the same way thats murs assuredly regrets his

I'm voting for Joe Biden in 2024 -- if you think I am capable of regret LMAO.

I don’t remember making any of those posts you liked but I stand by them

Update on this - this sat in my fridge for more than a year, I never opened it, and then it got thrown away.

No idea if it worked. It didnt ever look bad/moldy/gross in any way but I also figured I probably wasn't supposed to eat it.

Jdance why were you so poor at the time of this thread and how did you get out of it

Even if I had a million dollars, I would still eat Hamburger Helper™.
And cheap ramen noodles.

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Dumb and dumber over here.

"why would I go to highschool if I'm not going to get a job"
"actually highschool english class is really fun. you should try it"

The correct answer is that a person is supposed to go to college (at college age) and not enjoy it up until graduation, it's part of becoming an adult.

That's what a college degree actually entails, that you are a modern man.

Both of you seem to not have gotten that experience which is why you are both manchildren who read twitter every day.

I couldnt work at my old job because i had cheated on my ex with a girl who still worked there so she wouldnt let me work there

I tried other jobs but they either were full of incompetent ■■■■■■■■ children or paid worse than shit

That other girl finally quit and then i went back to my delivery job

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The times where i was schizoposting in this thread i was legitimately starving i distinctly remember how insanely hungry i was and i refused to ask anyone for help because i felt like i deserved to struggle

One time i asked my mom to bring me home a pizza after i hadnt eaten in days and she didnt and im pretty sure i actually did cry

This probably was the reason i went on to do week long fasts. Some sort of mental fucktardation

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This experience scared me straight from cheating on my partner and taught me to value money more than anything else because without it you starve and die

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Probably a big part of the reason i still work about 55 hours per week ever since (except for a few times like my semester with calc 2 and mechanics)

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Am i allowed to take one class at a time

5 classes at a time is so ■■■■■■■■ you arent actually learning shit