If you were looking to start a successful company of any kind, which five members would you choose from this forum to be your employees?

Let’s see. I would pick

  1. Paine
  2. Epok
  3. Big Benny
  4. DEEPTHROAT
  5. Casey

A nice mixture of 401k havers, strong personalities, and good mediators.

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Nobody wants ironstove…?

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God shut the fuck up and get out of my thread

Clarification: If you want to be on my team, You have to Think About Grad School.

Really want to rent office space

jdance get in here we need to discuss the tech startup.

If you’re not hiring both Paine and lbj for that sweet government tax break for having 40% of your employees be black, you need to rethink your strategy

cant you just be a tech company with a big callcenter

Yeah just get help desk support contracts and collect that sweet affirmative action money

Nice thread

Most concerning out of all this is that jdance is on dark-new

And I want to thank you guys for all the nominations but I should be very clear that whatever project we are on I intend to grief it.

Just like I did to the minecraft server

Ahahahahahahahahaha

yes I am indeed ■■■■■■■■ :smile:

Anyone who wouldn’t pick me clearly has no interest in turning the hottest ideas into the hottest IPOs bi annually. I just need a patent lawyer.

Perfectly understandable though. Some people were born to earn wages, others to just make cash money

Fuck a business I’m just tryna lobby in favor of my interest

  1. JDance the ultimate fillabuster
  2. Orion the dude who corrects my errors/explains my references
  3. Deepthroat soley there to roast and ad hominem my opponents
  4. Casey the brains behind the opperation i think he has skills in like computers and stuff.
  5. YNS - Yess sirr,.

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