I'm sorry but BEEF isn't good

Beef snobs are almost as bad as beer snobs

I love cheap slow cooked corned beef too. Potatoes, cabbage, onions, celery, garlic. Eat it for days.

Quotevote

Best slow cooked beef is smoked brisket, followed by chuck roast in a crock pot with the shit you listed

Rib eye isn’t the best steak.

Shut up, mongoloid

If the dish was prepared in a restaurant or something I’d choose Filet Mignon, though I mostly buy rib-eye and just throw it together with some chips and Bearnaise

If you want to try beef you do as follows:
Follow me home from work
Buy me drinks
Refuse to leave when asked to leave
Start trying to make out with me
Let me hide in the bathroom and take a mega sh

If you prefer steaks with more red meat flavor, this is true. I personally like juicy fatty steaks that melt in my mouth with that fatty goodness.

Just eat hamburger then

Comparing steak to hamburger is like comparing lobster to Krab™ fake crab meat.

hamburger isnt that bad

and lobster isnt that good

id never pick lobster over crab tbh

At least with one you can achieve actual marbling

Also steak tartare is pretty good

Agreed

I meant the fake Krab™ crab meat that my gf buys to put on her salads. It is horrible.

yea i got it

i have a soft spot in my heart for imitation crab cuz my parents fed it to me when i was a kid and i like california rolls that involve it

Wished I lived near the ocean so I could eat fresh fish.

My winter vacation in Florida was strange. Most of the stuff on the menu was from other places. Maine lobster, New England clams, west coast salmon, etc.

I asked for the fresh catch and they said they were out of the red snapper, but they had some good grouper. It was awesome. Tasty, fluffy, juicy. Would recommend.

Agreed

Fish is the best though.