I don’t tell my parents about relationships mostly because they have nothing to say or make fun of pictures I took with them
Going to the gas station to take a shit.
Whend she earn gf title
Like a week and a half ago
Whend u get with the whore
Idk a month?
Like the actual whore
Don’t call ur gf a whore dude wtf
The day before Xmas eve
Lol
Calling her a mental retarded is bad enough.
She’s 17 and her dad helped her buy a car?
Lmao
Not the same person
Dude go big or go home
This girl turns 19 in 3 days and I haven’t got her anything yet 
Everyone who calls jdance a pedo is actually living vicariously through him
Get her a juul
Mom’s bday today too FUCK forgot to say something LMAO
Lmao what the fuck