Give her the electric fireplace
This ones a winner
That’s a good gift for cold mom
Just texted her happy birthday.
We still havent figured out what the fuck you’re gonna do wit hthat thing anyway
Barely sober Ian is a freaking genius
I’m being earnest too
1 month today :)
No it isn’t
Wanted to get wasted for the first time in a while tonight though
Didn’t tell my dad happy bday this year either. Didn’t answer him when he said Merry Xmas either
Sober time app says 31 days
You should share their contact info with yns and Ian so they can talk with them instead
Just saw my girlfriend’s brother at the gas station he works at - decided to not shit there. Going to the grocery store instead
It’s a really small town guys
He did however cash me out for a monster. I’m not sure if I ended up paying.
The transaction seemed to go faster than I’m used to
About to walk into the grocery store and ask the cute cashier where the potty is.