Zevon would never
Big Bang is just an alias for what happens when you nut after abstaining. For fifty years
Yup, our universe is just some dudes nut he saved for fifty years
Where matter came from
The first nut? Comes from a quantum tunbeling
This gives a whole new meaning to the word cumnumdrum
Except for agubars posts I’m really happy with the last 50 or so posts good night fellas
when iw ake up in the morning after a warm night i have primordial ooze around my buttcheejks
Can’t sleep.
should avoid blue light
you should get a kindle paperwhite i bought one for my grandmother she enjoys it very much
I have one
It’s not the blue light - it’s because I was crying
well having to look at blue light is sad so i understand why you would cry
I have flux on my phone - there is no blue light
those apps dont block out all blue light
You’re being intentionally dense.
yeah sorry i was crafted using a dense fossil
dense+perfect 2 socket resonator
Just stop that already.