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Zevon would never

Big Bang is just an alias for what happens when you nut after abstaining. For fifty years

Yup, our universe is just some dudes nut he saved for fifty years

Where matter came from

The first nut? Comes from a quantum tunbeling

This gives a whole new meaning to the word cumnumdrum

Except for agubars posts I’m really happy with the last 50 or so posts good night fellas

when iw ake up in the morning after a warm night i have primordial ooze around my buttcheejks

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Can’t sleep.

should avoid blue light

you should get a kindle paperwhite i bought one for my grandmother she enjoys it very much

I have one

It’s not the blue light - it’s because I was crying

well having to look at blue light is sad so i understand why you would cry

I have flux on my phone - there is no blue light

those apps dont block out all blue light

You’re being intentionally dense.

yeah sorry i was crafted using a dense fossil

dense+perfect 2 socket resonator

Just stop that already.