At the completion of prescribed math problems assigned by @krazykat & @electrowizard, allow @_jdance temporary unfettered access to the rest of the forum to romp about and post his smut.
Rationale / Motivation
After analyzing recent posting metrics it's become apparent the forum has experienced something of a top heavy monoculture / yeast infection formation thereby disrupting homeostasis. The mechanism for growth in this imbalanced structure appears to be fed via shunted likes:
Numerous studies show the most successful ecosystems are noted for having a marked diversity, and diluting the @_jdance supply should bring the forum back into a state of equilibrium should the other actors continue on their current posting trajectories.
Tangentially this measure will have an additional effect of making @_jdance better at math with a desirable knock-on effect where he posts less & less in the math thread (and eventually the forum @ large) as ability improves to the point of no longer requiring assistance.
I could be wrong, but I think @taste_my_rot scrambled his password with a 20 character random string and has no access to the disposable email used to generate his account.
Jdance I will make with you a ban bet. Daniel loves these because they remind him of the old days when we ganged up to bully certain users and pretended it was legitimate but then conveniently forgot to enforce bans when the bets didn't go our way