Counter-Proposal
Recent research has suggested @electrowizard is, in fact, the user most in need of improvement.
Quarterly likes-per-post reports through the month of August place him significantly below the norm - so much so that I wonder if he can even be helped or if his sorry condition is just permanently baked in to his personality.
I think the forum as a whole would greatly benefit from any suggestions you guys may have to help Ewiz improve his posting quality. Special preference will be given to suggestions of books to read (our subject is quite the little bookworm).