LBJ Mafia #1

[iaafr]

would you mind briefly outlining your experience level with playing forum mafia and confidence level in your abilities?

[ersu]

blank stare

[iaafr]

no worries if that’s beyond your abilities, bub. we’ll figure this out.

[old_electrowizard_acc]

@iaafr

Policy votes are for losers, by the way.

The only part of that post I liked

[iaafr]

that’s a you problem.

[Nmagane]

@l0nch @iaafr

[yns]

@l0nch @nmagane

[iaafr]

you serious?

[iaafr]

i dont even want today to be between me and nmagane

[SOPHIE]

leaked nude of the game host

[iaafr]

also if nma happens to be town this game, this is the first game i recall him ever misreading me (if the vote is even based on a read)

[SOPHIE]

@iaafr

Dear Pessimists:

Don’t be fucking morons. Win me the game, fuckers. If you vote other town, I’ll make fun of you postgame for being a fucking ■■■■■■■ Policy votes are for losers, by the way. If you don’t wanna try, sheep my vote today. I’ll probably be right, and you’ll probably be wrong. If you’re better than me, prove it and tell me to sheep you. I intend to vote at the 30 hour mark of the game unless somebody I strongly townread agrees with me on a high-confidence candidate earlier than that. Reminder: bussing is for pussies, scum players. Don’t pocket me by killing your teammate, that’s absolute pussy shit.

Let’s have a great game, guys.

Do not vote me day 1. Do not vote me ever this game. It will be clear to most of the non-moronic town players in this game that I am town by the end of the day, so a vote on me is totally wasted regardless of your alignment. As town you would be playing against win-condition, and it is suicide as scum. If I am not night-killed or lynched, town will win. I have never been lynched as town outside of a 3-way tie rand of 1 vote each courtesy of nma’s setup and jdance: do not be part of the first group of town players bad enough to lynch town iaafr. Furthermore, if any town player is dumb enough to vote town iaafr, they are likely less useful moving forward than town iaafr.

lmao

[iaafr]

epok may be scum here

[iaafr]

this read is based on the fact that he didn’t react to the two votes active and lmao’d my post without producing any game-related thoughts

[SOPHIE]

no you might be scum here

i could see you being so incofident as a scum player that you spin a large post like this in the hopes that you can continue to act wildly and be townread for it

[SOPHIE]

yeah well i literally popped in here to post the LBJ nude and then i read your gigantic post and now we are here

i still havent looked at hte lynches

[iaafr]

since when is acting wildly

1. in my scumrange at all / the strategy by which i attempt to towntell as scum
2. not indicative of town me

[yns]

yeah he’s scum

[yns]

Iaafr is scummy that post gives me a scum vibe

[SOPHIE]

Why does it fucking matter what you think you placed your lynch down already lol