Lmao call the police retards

They weren’t drunk they were just drinking they weren’t high schoolers they were just high school dropouts :p

wow grats dude you finally learned how to flirt with girls when you hit 24.

Did any of them puke when they saw the extra skin? What about laugh when you had to shift through it to find your dick

That joke would have been better if they weren’t still sexting jdance

So I’m sorry to say, but that’s an epic fail.

hi ian

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He’s keeping his body concealed for the moment he decides to make love in the vulnerable connective way God intended (at which point she’ll have an epileptic seizure)

Hi Forrest

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Garfield

:sunglasses:

“Snapchat nudes are a way better dopamine release than video games”

“No endorphin rush”

“They weren’t drunk”

“You think they don’t already do drugs?”

They only drink and do drugs away from you and in the privacy of their own home is what u meant?

jdance please slay my bitches pussy

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how many girls from ur workplace are u banging

Welcome back Jdance!

I agree. It’s in bad taste that your best friend Ian is so unsupportive of his friend achieving his life goals.

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Because he only comes once a year

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If an 18 year old girl approached jdance on 15mg inhaled pharmaceutical oxy do u guys think he’s the kind of person to say “maybe another time, ma’am” or “you want a drink”

If a 16 year old girl approached jdance do u guys think he’s the kind of person to say “maybe in a couple years, miss” or “you want a drink?”

Not an argument

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