Matticus, the stupidest artifact player on the site?

General
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fourth*

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Almost forgot I’ll be playing on two accounts you are right

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Agubar won one bracket and got like 2 solid days of gloating posts on the forums out of it

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I would expect anyone else to do the same

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Artifact has the highest effort-to-brag payout of any game currently on the market

And reddit said this game wasn’t generous enough

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In other card games I must grind for cards to 1v1 people I know, in shariafact it’s free AND it’s in a bracket so fags cannot complain

1 Like
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Do I skip philosophy lecture(cringe version of physics) for shartifsct

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What time does it end

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If my fake girlfriend doesn’t come over by the time I get home I will host another artifact tournament

Need at least 4

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Starts in 40 minutes if I go I’ll be home in like three hours

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Pros of skipping
Artifact
Cons
Won’t have read the required texts to post on this site once ewiz is admin via hostile takeover

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Lul Thinking ewiz has enough willpower and time to conduct a hostile takeover between his penchant for punk shows and his government shilling

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Best artifact nickname

  • Shartifact
  • Artifart
  • Shariafact
  • Artifat
  • Other

0 voters

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  • Artifag

  • Fartifact

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Why hide voters pusc?

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Shariafact is pretty funny but I dont get it

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I voted shartifact

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Shariafact is because only oil barons can afford the high tier decks

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it’s artishart you morons

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Fartifart