It Ends As It Began
Ahhahahahahaha! I can't believe you guys actually believed all that shit about community building and having fun together. My only fun is seeing the tears in your eyes when all of your hard work comes crashing down and you learn to speak my name in a quiet whisper only; the gamer who took it all away from you, who ruined your fun. The Griefer.
I'm really sorry to do this to you all but you were warned and you definitely had a fair chance to get out from under this before it happened. Unfortunately, you fell for my bullshit and you will now feel the consequences.
Does this photograph look familiar? It's the space beneath DotaKyle's base. I've made a couple additions - I think you can figure out which I'm talking about. Over the last 24 hours I have dug a space like this beneath each of your bases and outfitted each of them with a similar motherlode of TNT. Don't try to find it. I assure you these hidey-holes have been thoroughly trapped and will go off at the slightest hint of an intruder.
Why did I do this? Well, I really had no reason at all. It's just fun for me. The slight frame lag when I see it go off and observe the remains of your base scattered through the air sends a jolt of adrenaline through my veins and fills my phallus with blood.
Yes, I was squeezing my hog to it when I destroyed your bases, and I'm going to keep doing it even if you ban me.
Yours Truly,
Wintermute