Hell ya
I am your fifty shades of grey
how could you NOT fall for this guy?
I wanna know why hes away for 8 years but im a bad Googler or something
Fuck this is too entertaining, im just looking at random profiles now and I cant stop
Its funny how many guys are talking about now they could use friendship and someone to talk to but they’ll only talk to women according to their preferences, which really sours the whole “sending letters from namafia” thing to regular dudes. Like whats wrong with a bro sending you a jpay email because he thinks youre cool and wants to be your friend?
we can’t even hide our horniness from inside federal prison
Yeah but what if I know someone who’s willing to fuck their incarcerated ass
These people gotta learn to network and ill be the one to teach them via jpay.com.
Christ they have their own ipad for inmates this is depressing
@big_ass good news
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/johnny-183913.html
I found a good Guinea pig for your letter but you should send it :) it would be very thoughtful of you!
ah this is sad :( can you check if hes killed someone or something rq
Maybe tomorrow night
Its sad but Alightsoul wanted to be real with someone and these guys dont have any options lol. Besides, he sounds like the kind of person who would be thrilled to hear an outside perspective
feel free to be using your own address as a return address to fuck with violent felons
www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/teddy-joe-1599339.html
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/brian-1093428.html
Atleast theres some other less depressing options. Im not looking closely, just seems like older people wouldnt mind us lmao
Lol
Arent Po boxes cheap.and easy to setup and change? Yeah ideally dont fuck with violent felons
Can we end up on an episode of catfished
just check if they’re violent or non-violent b4 we send them Cheer-Up mail, ez. they’re all checkable on state/federal databases
if they killed and ate a family, we can decide they are maybe best seeking professional help for a little pick-me-up inside of prison, or the coffee machine.
- It’s Jenanda
- Alvin was convicted of armed burglary and given 30 years which he is now appealing (hence the “legal reading” in his bio) I feel he was sentenced pretty harshly but I didn’t read the actual details of his crime
- Johnny Burchett’s sentence is a bit fucked up but I wonder if he had been tweaking and doing druggie shit before and this was just the thing that put him away. Summary:
– he was living with his mother and got a package with meth sent in the mail
– his mom opened it and went to her reverend on advice (who happened to also be named Burchett)
– Rev told the police and when they questioned Johnny he told them he ordered meth from some guy in AZ with the intention of selling it, blah blah incriminate myself etc
– He agrees to work with them to catch the guy in AZ but then backs out. Gets slapped with a big sentence
I dunno man people in other situations have made similar mistakes and been ok for it. I just think about the various times in life I could have made the wrong call, like telling the police about something a family member did wrong, and their life could have gone right down the shitter.
Dont get the ppl you love involved in the criminal justice system even if you feel you have no other options. When you have kids dont call the fucking cops on them
You guys can see how much these people need someone to talk to and that is why I suggest that we should not hurt them by pretending to be someone fictional
But I think we should write. Represent ourselves accurately and use Ian as our point of contact. We can just talk to them about stuff.