On The Market For a New E-Girlfriend

I'm already in an e-relationship, sorry. Thanks for the offer though

all the good men pretending to be women are taken

Not all (@big_ass)

Thanks for the @ to this thread

Haven't pretended to be a woman yet but I'd try anything once

Your name is Jenanda Bollywood - you clearly are

Haven't spent 6 months building a female persona on mafiaUniverse in order to rope some poor soul in and eventually fly him out and harvest his kidneys - but I will try anything once.

Jenanda Bollywood is just a funny name. Like any other name. What's with everyone's hangup on names?

im open to a man pretending to be a woman but it has to be convincing

like none of those people who are "girls" and use rust

havent you just gone full circle? we were joking about you owning the turk as your wife in like 2016

so much for peronsal growth

dude im not e-dating a balding guy pretending to be a owman

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Okay... Fuck you faggot

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jones put turk and this thread in the frigging dirt

fuck shit bitch

Specifically looking for women I can discuss QAnon with.

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Nice to haves: A caring personality, an interest in technical hobbies, and an unwavering belief in white supremacism.

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This is why I always ask the (((question))) on the first date

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Always teach women the truth, they may not fully understand it but you have a obligation to tell her about it, you may save her from a life of disappointment, regret and degeneracy if even a half of what you say gets through to her.

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Words to live by