On The Market For a New E-Girlfriend

Can this thread be sticky'ed? I am in desperate need of online female attention.

I can't fucking fall ASLEEP.

I NEED to SHAVE OFF all my HAIR.

how about i set the timestamps back 2 years so you look really desparate

Yikes. You ever find a girlfriend dude?

did you find one?

This forum isn't 3 years old. I refuse to believe that!

This forum is 10 years old? Was this thread edited? 2015? We were here during Obama?

The thread date was modified. Discourse gives the admins the ability to rewrite history and read your PMs.

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Issue resolved. Please close the thread.

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It’s true, I regularly rewind time (actually I’m just traveling back and forth using a machine) to benefit myself