On The Market For a New E-Girlfriend

Can this thread be sticky'ed? I am in desperate need of online female attention.

I can't fucking fall ASLEEP.

I NEED to SHAVE OFF all my HAIR.

how about i set the timestamps back 2 years so you look really desparate

Yikes. You ever find a girlfriend dude?

did you find one?

This forum isn't 3 years old. I refuse to believe that!