If he knew the movie recaps and TV show recaps existed he would probably watch that instead and at 2x speed.
It takes you 7 days to watch all of the seasons of the wire, while I can do it in under 30 minutes.
zoomer coded behaviour tbh
i have only ever heard of zoomers watching entertainment at 2x speed because they find reality too slow in their tiktokified brain or w.e
lectures or educational stuff, that's different. you get a pass.
https://x.com/i/status/1982434691706958328 @big_ass another video of police murdering an immigrant
Alightsoul works at an Italian restaurant and listens to bro podcasts while river dancing in the kitchen.
you are trying so hard to believe he’s anything other than what he is
Alightsoul is an Italian plumber with 3 brothers and they all wear overalls.
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This is a chef’s kiss post. To think a person would read about river dancing in an Italian restaurant kitchen and think they just gleaned something about one’s thought process, just 
i’m confused. what? that was hyperbole because it fits with stuff you’ve shared before, stuff i assumed was supposed to be cheeky and funny. perhaps i was wrong, though
2x speed for shows is kinda wild, for info/tutorial/class type videos I'm guilty of engaging double time
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does strike me as the kind of guy to say WAHAHAHA and enjoy spelunking into pure shit
enjoying the show normally > 2x for shows > getting a textual synopsis from a good source > getting a visual synopsis from AI slop to me
Yea I mean I gotta admit being a cop, you really do end up seeing a lot of wild shit.
body cams put overweight cops on blast. That screen waddle.
I can fix her
Kick that snack
based misogyny bait you can only wonder why she is in this position or what made her feel that way yknow
Also anyone who has dated someone for a long time and basically ended up hating them (or basically made to hate them) would be prone to this. There are multiple ex partners I come to hate now and if I were in this position would not necessarily be that much better
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