slowdive thread~

LP need to see you conceal the item in order to stop you at the door and they also have to organize between themselves to stop you at the door. if you're extremely quick you essentially stop them from being able to organize and stop you quickly, if you remove the concealment part they would have to notice you didn't pay for the item and already be by the door which you should be able to notice walking in anyways.

also carry money on you always, if you don't have money the police will say you came into the store with the intent to steal which is a burglary charge in certain states. if you have money on you then you can say you intended to pay for it but you impulsively decided to steal

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overall, if you're deciding to make a career out of shoplifting you can expect to be caught and spend a couple weeks in jail every couple months and you'll make around 60k a year, more if you sell the shit on eBay yourself. decide yourself if it is worth it

this is actually the worst part because they have all of your information already if they notice you stealing. you should never steal from places that you've worked at before

Last night i had a fire in my back yard, and my friend who had been drinking vodka decided to pour gasoline from the can onto it

The gas can caught on fire and lit some of the lawn on fire

Me and my brother told him not to but he still did it

sounds like you hang out with some real retards slow dive

idk he's pretty smart but it was definitely a very stupid thing to do

"dude, the fire is going to trail up to the gas-can and light it on fire"

"no man, i've done this before trust me"

ends up lighting his shorts and my lawn on fire

pouring gasoline into a fire from a gas can and "smart person" dont generally go together

hasn't he ever watched youtube videos before

I blame growing up in Missouri - clearly living here for 24 years has poisoned his mind

in 10 year's he'll be saying "y'all"

Thats the sign of an expanded brain tho

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i'm sick of singing all about

the way everything turned out

my mom, or my broken dad

tell me, why am i always sad?

i'm growing up all by myself, can't pretend im someone else
who i am is what you get, and what you see is a promise kept
fuck the past my heads held high, thats a bitter fucking lie
i will never forgive you for what you did

DEAR WORLD, I"M STILL HEREEEEE
FUICK YOU AND ALL MY FEARS
DEAR WORLD IM STILL HERE
FUCK YOU AND ALL MY FEARS

I KNOW I KNOWWWWWWW
WHO I AAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM

I KNOW I KNOOOOOWWWW

WHOOOOOO YOUUUU AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

been slightly manic the past 2 or 3 days but it beats the depression :ok_hand:

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