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I think the players play in FPP

All these people dissing Papa John’s Pizza just because Papa John went a lil crazy are just crowd mentalists. I think their pizza is pretty good

Papa John’s Pizza is pretty good, it was probably designed by focus group, and the money going to it when you pruchase a pie is probably 71/29 split with the 29 going to Papa and other shareholders, but still, Very funny to boycott

the pizza really isnt very good though

That point right there, what you just said “their pizza isn’t very good though”, that exact sentiment I disagree with. I think their pizza is pretty good.

shitty sauce shitty pizza

What qualifications do you have to judge pizza anyway? Why should anyone listen to what a guy like you has to say?

You’re just coming up with empty hypotheticals. Absolutely anyone is qualified to critique garbage tier pizza.

What qualifications do you have to judge my hypothesis anyway? Why should anyone listen to what a guy like you has to say?

Nobody was putting your personal ability at stake here. An opinion is an opinion, man.

Opinions are like pizza places. Papa John’s is a good one.

I have hemorrhoids.

even dominos and the hut is better and its all d tier pizza

You’re missing the point here. Papa John’s has a huge swath of WAY better competitors. The only think Papa Johns had going for it was consistency and economy of scale

Last night I had three distinct dreams.

Dream one I remembered until about 2 hours ago and now I can’t remember. I remember there being a sort of competition which featured my old neighbor who was a real cutie and we were good friends again.

Dream two I was involved in some sort of real life battle royale bloodsport, which my attractive female cousin and I were the best at it. We also fucked, regularly. There was to be a big competition the day after today. She had made it clear that she wanted to stay in the same hotel room as me so that we could fuck. I spent a lot of energy trying to figure out a good hotel for price and how to make sure that our close family didn’t know that I was ejaculating inside of her (they traveled with us). Never ended up in the hotel.

Dream three I was back visiting my old elementary school. This was a very nostalgic dream. The thought occured to me that I was dreaming which happens a lot but I never lucid dream, I just get to view the dream from inside my own head rather than my subconscious, because I realized that looking into the school from the playground I had almost no memory of it’s internal layout.

Unrelated I really crave a companion for my life. Being alone makes me sad!

Literally the only reason you hate Papa John’s Pizza is because Papa John said ■■■■■■ and it’s obvious.

lmao what on earth

What?

I know that I have stated vulgarly my contempt for artificial chemical intake, however, I still consume 10mg melatonin nightly. Not for sleep - for dreams. Melatonin dreams are wild. My long term goals seek to explain the meaning behind these dreams. So fascinating, dreams are. Unexplainable. Vexxing.

An amalgamation of unique experiences pertaining exclusively to you. If every human had a unique signature, I believe it would be deduced via their dreams.

I disliked their acrid sauce, tepid crust, and lackluster toppings options when it came to deals