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I’m sorry but do you think I would just let you get away with using the word tepid to describe the crust? Exactly how many pizzas are you familiar with where the crust is uniform temperature with the rest of the pie? You’re grasping and it’s obvious. There is nothing wrong with a “tepid” crust - and that’s not even how I would describe it.

And for the record, I’m 58% sure you only hate the pizza because you also hate racists.

Tepid means not quite hot enough, esp. when applied to a crust that’s been delivered late and has too much condensation on it. That’s why papa johns has been disgusting to me.

My hate for racists is entirely divorced from my taste in pizza. You’re retarded.

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HAhahah like this guy says “you hate racists” as a bad thing. holy god fuck americans lol

Ah so we are getting somewhere. You say the temperature is the problem - the fault of the delivery boy, not the pizza. So you admit that a fresh Papa’s pie isn’t as bad as you are making it seem then

It is not the fault of the delivery boy. While I have yet to eat a Papa’s pie in store, I feel like their cooling off regimen for the pies is compromising. No other pizza place lets their pies, or maintains that their pizzas cool off for that long. Even with carry out I see them leave my pizza out, probably to avoid burn lawsuits, and ruin the pizza itself.

Let’s stick with this and not my distaste for their refusal to bake their crust well done.

If you really need to know, my experience early on with delivery pizza was having Domino’s cheese or veg pizza well done with sriracha sauce. This was the “thing” with my mom’s coworkers, who were specialist doctors with their kids in my day care

The delivery boys were African American, weren’t they? It’s why you’re letting them off the hook for being late?

Alas, it appears this argument is at an impasse. I have no issue letting this debate die here, as I know in the future we will have an objective scale for judging pizza quality, and that there will be a Wikipedia entry on “mob mentality and Papa Johns’ near closure”. So I defer until then.

For some reason Papa John’s had trouble being meatless, or halal for that matter

Glad to see you’re a jakupf alt.

I am in fact so confident in my assertions that I am willing to put 3.5 million dollars on Papa John’s being objectively measured as the best chain pizza restaurant by the year 2035.

A pepperocini with every pizza.

You are retarded and will never come across that money, even through crowdfunding, to be able to bet on that.

You made strong points - it behooves you to throw all that away with personal insults.

Also to the person who called me an American, i do believe that I have yet revealed my location.

And unless you are a bat capable of echolocation, why make assertions?

What’s your life like jdance

i like papa johns please stop bullying jdnace he is cool and nice and my friend

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