The Dissonance of Jones

more like 6'7"

Had to abandon my inhouse game like 30 minutes ago to emotionally support you.

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the only thing that can pull me out of this slump is if I start dating a movie star or a hot rich heiress or something

Get your mind off women you stupid moron

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yeaH I think I'm going to start dating a movie star

what movie star should I start banging?

You can't buy happiness, you can't date happiness either.

the only way im getting over her is if I get another one

do you know how fucking hunry I am

maybe I should start having sex with children

It's not a pet that you replace. That doesn't even work in the case of pets. It's an infinite cycle of grief.

or men -- haven't decided yet

Go buy real food, spend all your savings. It's better than digging yourself deeper into this ditch.

I live in a literal food desert -- ther'es no food anywhere -- it's a famine

you were JUST at walmart

if you dont want to hel then you can fuck off

i cant feed you. im trying

theyve run out of food theres no food anywhere

Out of gas? Not trying to be sarcastic, genuine question.