This is what an Ewiz apology looks like

Are you mansplaining me the definition of mansplaining?

Iā€™ve pretty much never been kind to someone on this site out of some twisted sense of delight over fooling them to think Iā€™m kind

Thatā€™s like the most retarded theory imaginable for you to push

I have been forcefully pleasant to people because I believe it will stem the tide of a conflict but that I believe is a normal human trait that most (reasonable) people have

Most of the time I would say I am faking being mean to people/having some disagreement with people because I find that funny. But I have no ill will towards those people

For example one of my first threads was saying we should ban NMA but I had no issue with him at the time I just found that funny

Then he kind of took it badly (doesnā€™t like being banned I guess) and got really nasty and I made an earnest thread saying we should ban nma (which was probably nicer than the first one)

guys can we stop I genuinely feel bad for ewiz something must be going on in his life to actually reply to us all fucking day

strong character reader here btw

too lazy to type out takes

What?

Nah, I just donā€™t have anything going on today and my internet is down

feeling really lazy lately

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Itā€™s actually a surprisingly frequent thing for people to accuse me of faking being kind or genuinely caring about things

I think it is because people have trouble understanding how I can be nice to people on the one hand and then start messing around with some stupid shit immediately after. They think the whole thing was just a joke to get them sucked in for a punch line

Everything about you is fake and constructed

I had this problem when I was talking to Cactus where kept freaking out at me because he thought I was about to ā€œle epic troll himā€ when I was just talking about my life and then I had to explain to him that there wasnā€™t a punch line it was just a conversation

Everything about YOU is fake and constructed Ewiz

You openly lie about your life and accomplishments and you are so persistent in doing it that over time people just roll with it

You switch from an apology 1 minute to a long attack on the person youā€™re apologizing to the next

Nope, that hasn't happened

Damn he got you

I can apologize for being wrong but still attack you for being a shithead

Everything ewiz posts about himself is a massive misrepresentation

Consider the way he interacts with people here, the way he plays mafia, and then place that lens over what he says about his life

Consider the details that he didnā€™t explicitly share and what sort of picture they represent.

What sort of person, confidence-wise, mental-health-wise, etc, posts the way ewiz does on this site? Arguing constantly with jdance for no reason, accusing people of being racists and telling them to kill themselves, always saying shit like ā€œI have 2 undergraduate degrees in LOGIC read Lacanā€

Is it a good, sound, stable person?

Does a kind, genuine person go on the internet and make threads telling people to kill themselves?

i dont think he ever claimed to be kind

Do you think a person that posts ā€œI know for a fact I was in the teamspeakā€ one minute and then ten minutes later posts ā€œwell actually I was really drunkā€ is a good source of truth about his own life

I left jdance alone until he started posting dumb transphobic shit