This is what an Ewiz apology looks like

[huber]

just hope ewiz too. otherwise it makes me a little sad

[big_ass]

Except within like 2 hrs of that happening we were over that due to you actually talking to me and me being like “no, i was just looking at your education history because of a convo we were having in itt:blog”

And then you flipped and doubled down on it and convinced dan to ban me from the lounge because I suggested you should apologize for making a massive thread accusing me of all these false things over something so small and silly (linkedIn? It’s a public profile you create so that people can see your education history. you also clearly saw I wasn’t malicious whereas you were 100% malicious in making that thread)

And now you’re using it as a shield when you’ve clearly done something wrong - as if me looking at your linkedIn invalidates your entire month-long period on this website of harassing me and posting awful shit about me

[big_ass]

Reminder: Your “Reminder” thread was the first interaction of any sort we had here and I was just trying to hang out and play mafia games with people.

You went out of your way to be a dick, attract a bunch of attention and push people to harass me, and then threw a tantrum when dan wouldn’t ban me.

You’re the aggressor in all these situations. And your responses are way out of proportion with the actual things happening to you

[old_electrowizard_acc]

Actually, no. I left you alone, just rightly called you out as alightsoul, then you were nasty to me. Then I made the reminder thread and left

[big_ass]

Guy looked at my linkedIn:

Better create a bunch of threads saying things that aren’t true and be really, really aggressive and persistent in saying these things, even after we’re clearly over the linkedin thing

[ilmemmerdelui]

Wintermute absolutely owes me an apology.

[old_electrowizard_acc]

Why don’t you just go fuck yourself? That’s not how it all went down, and Dan knows that

[old_electrowizard_acc]

I’d post the pm chain that clearly shows this wasn’t the case, but you said I could not

[Derumination]

■■■■■■

[big_ass]

Here is a list of actual shady things I have done on this website:

• told NMA I thought Kyle deserved to be griefed after he murdered my minecraft villager I spent like 14 hours to find and protect

• created a full-stack serverless web application to allow benny to covertly host a mafia game from my account because I find it funny when he hosts games with dumb mechanics and makes a bunch of people mad

List of shady things I have been accused of on this website:

• secretly pretending to be nice to people when I am in fact not nice because it gives me sexual pleasure (ewiz)

• manipulating dendi to accuse slithereen of pedophilia (ewiz)

• begging NmaGane for IPs, which he collected accidentally and never gave to me (ewiz)

• somehow being the true source of all griefing on the minecraft server when benny was destroying Kyle’s base and I was repairing it (ewiz, matticus, klaze)

• misleading all people on the minecraft server to think I was just playing the game while secretly having some more sinister plan (klaze, matticus)

• filling my own base with chickens to annoy myself (?? dont even remember who said this but it was definitely said multiple times)

• whatever nyte is accusing me of (unclear because she never actually says anything she just makes vague accusatory posts in random threads)

• long list of other things that ewiz said but I forgot

[big_ass]

If u guys think racism against white people isn’t real then just look at ewiz’s posts at me

[old_electrowizard_acc]

Since I can't post any of alightsoul's PMs to me, I'll just post mine, in chronological order.

@old_electrowizard_acc

I was fine with dropping it yesterday as long as you had a timeout from lounge access for a bit. I woke up this morning to your thread

@old_electrowizard_acc

Also, if the not wanting to play mafia this g is because you think I’ll treat you different in game due to all this, be assured that’s not true

@old_electrowizard_acc

I’m perfectly capable of separating the game from all the drama and I’ve never had issues with you in game (post game is a different story), despite what ■■■ has said about me not wanting to play with you

@old_electrowizard_acc

I’ve gone on record multiple times saying that mafia is the one time I don’t have issues with you

@old_electrowizard_acc

I never said permanently. I also didn’t say temporarily, but that was my intent

@old_electrowizard_acc

Well, I also registered the alightsoul account before you joined

@old_electrowizard_acc

And, tbh, before the LinkedIn thing, we were acting normally, and I hadn’t antagonized you since like my 2nd post back

@old_electrowizard_acc

There was supposed to be a smiley face at the end of that message but I hit send first

@old_electrowizard_acc

Like I said, not since my second day back

@old_electrowizard_acc

Yeah

@old_electrowizard_acc

I came back, was posting in that thread, dropped it and did other things

@old_electrowizard_acc

Yeah, my first posts back were in that Minecraft thread

@old_electrowizard_acc

Then I got bored of it and stopped doing it

@old_electrowizard_acc

And started accusing kkat of griefing instead of you

@old_electrowizard_acc

Cause I thought it was obvious satire of the goy club and kyle in that thread and was funny

@old_electrowizard_acc

Well, because I wasn’t convinced (still am not) that you weren’t doing minor things to stir up drama (and activity/interest)

@old_electrowizard_acc

I meant the kkat griefing thing was obvious satire

@old_electrowizard_acc

My genuine opinion is that the goys, you, and Kyle were all grieifing and playing each other

@old_electrowizard_acc

Which I stated multiple times

@old_electrowizard_acc

Then I got bored of being earnest and blamed it all on kkat

@old_electrowizard_acc

What, believing you were griefing?

@old_electrowizard_acc

Yeah, I’m not saying that Kyle and the goys aren’t unbearable most of the time, just that there was more grieifing going on (which may or may not have been deserved)

@old_electrowizard_acc

P sure Kyle was griefing pretty hard on the first server too

@old_electrowizard_acc

Just the evidence that came out

@old_electrowizard_acc

A lot of which was posted by you. He may not have started the griefing, but he definitely retaliated with more griefing

@old_electrowizard_acc

Yeah, it seems like he swung between being well adjusted and griefing frequently and randomly

@old_electrowizard_acc

Conditionally. If you have a temporary timeout from the lounge, everything’s fine for me

@old_electrowizard_acc

Idk the length would be up to ■■■, and it’s supposed to function as some time for you to prove you’re trustable

@old_electrowizard_acc

Because it’s easy to do it for a day, harder for a period of time

@old_electrowizard_acc

It’s not your posting, as I’ve explained in the thread

@old_electrowizard_acc

Yeah but you used personal information to look up something that has my employer listed

@old_electrowizard_acc

That’s the fucking point of it. It doesn’t mean you should be trying to find my linkedin

@old_electrowizard_acc

See, you’re still turning this around. You did something wrong. You can’t admit that.

@old_electrowizard_acc

The fact that you can’t see why what you did is wrong is part of the problem. I shouldn’t have to walk you through that again.

@old_electrowizard_acc

Yes you fucking are

@old_electrowizard_acc

I already explained why it crossed a line, and you show no remorse or anything

@old_electrowizard_acc

I’m done with this trash conversation. You did not apologize in good faith, you keep trying to frame yourself as a victim, and refuse to own up to the problematic nature of your actions

@old_electrowizard_acc

May I post the last few messages in your thread?

@old_electrowizard_acc

We can wait till after the game and redact the PMs referencing Kyle

@old_electrowizard_acc

■■■ can already read the PMs

[big_ass]

Didn’t read

[old_electrowizard_acc]

@big_ass

secretly pretending to be nice to people when I am in fact not nice because it gives me sexual pleasure (ewiz)

This is true, and multiple people can confirm you do this shit. I didn't say you get sexual pleasure from it, just that that's some kind of sick way you derive enjoyment.

[big_ass]

Multiple people can confirm I do this shit?

[Nyte]

Oh come on

[big_ass]

I’d love to hear from those people.

[big_ass]

You realize I know 100% what my intentions are so you mansplaining me this shit and saying stuff like “multiple people can confirm it” is literally the dumbest thing imaginable to read

[old_electrowizard_acc]

@SOPHIE

[old_electrowizard_acc]

@big_ass

mansplaining

I don't think you know what this word means