I'm an APE. I went long on Friday, and the market gapped down for CL. FUCK ME. LOL. Huge cope that it bounces back before market opens.
I panicked and went long, but as the weekend went along I got more and more sure it would gap down... IDK, I still think it can reverse today though. The market is ■■■■■■■■ and I know if I was short here and held my position, the market would fuck me for not taking profits right now.
WRONG FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCK
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Gambling thread is retired. I'm a changed man now.
Market looks like it is crawling back up slowly. It would be fucking hilarious if CL reverses from -2.5 to something like +3.5 today. I am holding my overpriced long calls, if CL actually ends positive today I'll be good...
FUCK. Nikkei is -7% already. SLAKDGHALSDGHADSLGKASHLKSDFJH
FUCKING JAPANESE COWARDS. What kind of straight bitches do they have running that country and backing those markets? THAT ISN'T THE FUCKING WAY OF THE SAMURAI. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING FINANCIAL BUSHIDO BULLSHIT IS THIS FUCKING SHAMEFUL ACT OF DISGRACE. Get back in there and start BUYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikkei will definitely recover. It's fucking absurd that the market can drop this much from NOTHING. This dude changes his mind like the weather. HOW ARE PEOPLE SO SCARED OF THIS NOTHINGBURGER? Just come up to daddy Trump and suck his dick and tell him he's so good at making deals and suddenly you're in the clear. You'd rather lose 25% off all equity values than get some old man dick on your lips? GOD DAMN FUCKING DISGRACEFUL COWARDS.
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Bruh, I am screaming and feeling like puking from waking up this morning, I felt my stomach sink in. I almost panic sold all my shit at a loss at the bottom but I'm here to ride it out, having 3 big down days on the market is so dumb. A tiny bit of any good news will make everything reverse hard because of how much people are overreacting in fear, similar to the COVID crash. God, I miss COVID. I miss 2020. Those were the best years of my life when I questioned everything I was alive for and wanted to quit my job and go die in Asia. I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for some horny Chinese scientist fucking one of his lab bats.
then stop. Shit is going to be fucked for probably the whole year Lord Emperor Trump is flipping everything upside down
You are an absolute idiot
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Market went down. Now the market should go up 
Market lets overextended here 
BLACK MONDAY
Listen I am in it to win it and want to shoot myself for not holding my puts over the weekend and second guessing myself. But I also recognize if I held the puts today I wouldn't sell until market open because I think it would rip further down therefore the market will certainly recover because I am going to inverse what short me would do...
This shit is terrible for me tho, what a fucking waste of time. I should really just stick to developing the bot but seeing the markets mvoe this much this fast it feels so tempting to try to make a quick buck, but i think right now selling premium is the way to go, everything is so expensive right now and I bought it 
Stop Fucking Up
I know it's premarket and usually that signifies nothing about how the day will go, but I think this particular day there's a lot of people paying attention. Nikkei is already ripping back up, and I am seeing signs of the same happening with the US markets. We will have to wait and see how European markets open and react to trump tarrifs. If all of the markets in Europe talk about trade talks and exemptions then it will suddenly make these tarrifs out to be NBD and everything will rip up.
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If jpow comes in and is line oh we will try to step in to stabilize the market boom you're gonna see a fat rip up，I don't agree that it is justified because it doesn't change fundamentals but that is what will happen and it easily could this week altho if it isn't today then IDGAF because I won't be in after today.