Artifact Release Party

artifact requires you to humiliate yourself publicly in order to queue a game

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can you guys dumb it down for my javascript-addled mind i cant follow a thing

theres an audio captcha like utility that requires you to grovel into the microphone for half a minute

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You just click the game and play it

What?

richard garfield specifically requested for visuals that would trigger an epileptic attack

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Jones, SHUT THE FUCK UP

who are you?

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You

holy shit I hate artishart

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UNGA BUNGA UG UG DOETAH ZUG

jones whats some racist stereotypes i can throw out about Egyptians im not familiar with their kind

pretend he’s east european

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Call him a sand ‘tigger’ over and over and remind him his country went to shit since the Jews left and has been shit since

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Looks like you have nothing to say other than your pre memorized phrases about “reward cycles” and how everyone needs to “read more abuot this topic”

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dumb low iq slav

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What?

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you literally sound like you’re out of a bad anime

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Me?

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i would know, I am an anime

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