Contacted 2000 sponsors and nothing

More food for you to promote for free and they can't even get it to your quail farm LMAO loser

Anyone remember when his quail farm leaped out his 4th story window to their deaths rather than spend another day with him?

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the peanutbutter and jerky will no doubt follow suit before long.

I would love to see an animated gif of that happening.

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Would they check you on the border to stop you bringing in a bunch of sticks of beef jerky to canada

didn't the gang in that 70's show get stopped at the border for beer

I brought Cuban cigars back into the US when I was coming back from Dubai, just told them I had nothing to declare

Brought a whole case of them back with me was totally worth it gave a bunch out to my friends as gifts

#PLASMA

They landed on the pavement and were flat

I would declare them.

man im feeling mroe confident about this shit, I think I want some almond milk sponsor for my morning coffee now

What else could I get?

#plasma

No soy milk

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No, soy milk

no? so milk?

no almond lol

Oh ChatGP BLYAT

Sure, here are several almond milk companies in North America:

  1. Silk
  2. Blue Diamond (Almond Breeze)
  3. Califia Farms
  4. Elmhurst
  5. MALK Organics
  6. New Barn
  7. Orgain
  8. Three Trees
  9. So Delicious
  10. Almond Cow
  11. Rude Health
  12. Dream
  13. Mooala
  14. Pacific Foods
  15. Mamma Chia
  16. Pureharvest
  17. Almond Dream
  18. Suncoast Gold
  19. Tempt
  20. Nutpods
  21. Thrive Market
  22. Nature's Place
  23. Kirkland Signature
  24. Friendly Farms
  25. Good Karma
  26. Greenwise
  27. Simply Almond
  28. Fresh Thyme
  29. Harris Teeter
  30. 365 by Whole Foods Market
  31. Dream Blends
  32. Oatly (also makes almond milk)
  33. Trader Joe's
  34. The New Barn
  35. La Mandorle
  36. Blue Monkey
  37. Barista Series
  38. Califarmia
  39. SoFresh
  40. Organic Almond Dream
  41. SuperValu
  42. Ryze
  43. Almond Crown
  44. Good & Gather
  45. Nancy's
  46. Happy Planet
  47. Breeze
  48. Trader Darwin's
  49. Fresh & Easy
  50. Earth's Own
  51. Field Day
  52. Imagine Foods
  53. Dream Ultimate Almond
  54. The Fresh Market
  55. Better Almond
  56. Trade Joe’s Organic
  57. Alameda
  58. Sprouts Farmers Market
  59. Simple Truth Organic
  60. Pinehurst
  61. Cascade Fresh
  62. Ripple
  63. Wildwood
  64. Veggemo
  65. Rice Dream
  66. Healthful Almond
  67. M&S
  68. Bolthouse Farms
  69. Nature's Place
  70. Silk Creamy Cashew
  71. Dream Blends Almond, Cashew, and Hazelnut
  72. Farm Boy
  73. The Commissary
  74. 365 Organic
  75. Groovy Almond
  76. Healthy Times Instant
  77. Fresh & Easy
  78. Morning Motivation
  79. Summit
  80. Sunnyside
  81. Sunshine
  82. Heavy Cream
  83. Royal Crest
  84. Nature's Original
  85. Mountain Dairy
  86. Harris Teeter Fresh Foods Market
  87. Happy Planet
  88. Almond Joy
  89. Fresh & Lively
  90. Gourmet Almond
  91. Briarpatch Market
  92. Best Choice
  93. America's Choice
  94. Almond Avenue
  95. Cashew Dream
  96. Clinton Dairy
  97. Silk Cashew Milk
  98. Natural Healthy
  99. Mountain Dairy
  100. Gourmet Choice

This is a list of 100 almond milk companies in North America. Please note that the availability of these products may vary depending on your location and the specific stores in your area.

asked to write a sales pitch for me

Subject: Exciting Sponsorship Opportunity with [Your eSports Team Name]

Dear [Company Name],

I hope this message finds you well. Our eSports team, [Your eSports Team Name], boasts a passionate following of 19,000 on Twitter. We are eager to discuss an exciting partnership opportunity for brand exposure and engagement within the gaming community.

With a strong digital presence, we offer a direct channel to the highly coveted gaming demographic. Partnering with us presents an excellent opportunity for your brand to gain visibility and resonate with a tech-savvy audience.

We would love to explore potential collaboration and discuss how a partnership with [Your eSports Team Name] can benefit your brand. Please let me know a convenient time for a brief discussion.

Thank you for considering this opportunity. We look forward to the possibility of working together.

Best regards,

[Your Name]
[Your Title]
[Your Contact Information]

This is esports panhandling

If it gets you money, who cares.
I remember BloodyNine plugging Soylent and some weird underwear brand.