How much should I tip my waiter/waitress thread

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 12:57am

Can someone tell me if that math checks out?

SCSF · September 10, 2018, 1:02am

Yes.

q0q15 · September 10, 2018, 1:03am

Ask for her Instagram

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 1:03am

I don’t have that.

old_electrowizard_acc · September 10, 2018, 1:04am

Ask for her hand in marriage

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 1:04am

Really?

old_electrowizard_acc · September 10, 2018, 1:05am

Yes

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 1:06am

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 1:08am

Can I be a badass with no Instagram?

old_electrowizard_acc · September 10, 2018, 1:09am

I don’t have an insta

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 1:10am

Awesome.

old_electrowizard_acc · September 10, 2018, 1:14am

I do have a Snapchat tho

SCSF · September 10, 2018, 1:14am

do the BSJ

“You’re cute, I’m cute, let’s exchange phone numbers”

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 1:16am

What if it’s fake? Should I call her right when she gives it to me to make sure she’s not lying to me?

SCSF · September 10, 2018, 1:18am

if it’s fake then u move on duh

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 1:18am

I don’t know if I could move on from something like that.

old_electrowizard_acc · September 10, 2018, 1:20am

Just don’t fuck up and get it in

Derumination · September 10, 2018, 1:22am

I panicked thinking of a pickup line so I just asked if she knew how to tie shoes??? She said yeah and then tied my shoe for me, it was really awkward. I left and forgot to pay. Holy fuck that was embarrassing I don’t know what to do should I go back in?

SCSF · September 10, 2018, 1:23am

i think this is the point u pull out ur 9 and put a bullet in ur brain cause theres no saving u

old_electrowizard_acc · September 10, 2018, 1:23am

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