Can someone tell me if that math checks out?
Yes.
Ask for her Instagram
I don’t have that.
Ask for her hand in marriage
Really?
Yes
Can I be a badass with no Instagram?
I don’t have an insta
Awesome.
I do have a Snapchat tho
do the BSJ
“You’re cute, I’m cute, let’s exchange phone numbers”
What if it’s fake? Should I call her right when she gives it to me to make sure she’s not lying to me?
if it’s fake then u move on duh
I don’t know if I could move on from something like that.
Just don’t fuck up and get it in
I panicked thinking of a pickup line so I just asked if she knew how to tie shoes??? She said yeah and then tied my shoe for me, it was really awkward. I left and forgot to pay. Holy fuck that was embarrassing I don’t know what to do should I go back in?
i think this is the point u pull out ur 9 and put a bullet in ur brain cause theres no saving u
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