Omicron

ur dog is good to

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animals are pretty chill tbh

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My girlfriend now usually ignores me saying "damn Louise(my cat) you wanna smash?"

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howd she used to respond

Jokingly hitting me on the chest and yelling Matthew

I fucking love being called Matthew

Every girl I've ever known who was into me called me Matthew

It's the easiest hint

animals are better than people

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/rb19qy/charania_sources_beginning_jan_15_any_nba_player/

Damn bro the government hates basketball players

They know that basketball players are cool black and tall so have a lot of unethical biracial sex leading to the inevitable birth of brown immigrants who overpopulate the planet

bro its all i can think about

Me too I unironically love watch a black dude plow some white chick and I'm not even kidding

I could never compete with them

@yns I just thought of something - how would it go over if I accepted Satan as my higher power? would that be frowned upon?

like would they be okay actively encouraging me to surrender myself to Satan and admit that he is all powerful?

That would be fine

Funnily enough I just saw a church sign that said Jesus is the answer and the next slide was AA meetings 7pm

Every thread is people telling yns refpsi and plasma how dumb and wrong they are and then those 3 just call everyone gay

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I mean yeah dude go for it, if you were true and honest in calling Santa your higher power then it wouldn’t be an issue, if you were doing it in a way to like ā€œproveā€ how ridiculous it is then obviously it’s not helpful to anyone.

I think in real life if you tried to say Santa was your higher power there would be skepticism from your sponsor that you weren’t taking it serious.

I’ve legit talked to people who considered the general ā€œuniverseā€ or the ocean or nature as their higher power as they had issues with the religious concept of god and it was fine with everyone

Trust me bro what you’re saying is nothing new and has been gone over to the point it’s basically a cliche at this point